So I've been dormant again. Could be worse. I could be Jason.

Well, if I'm poking my head back into this here locale, you know it's gotta be for something good, right? And not Paris-Hilton-sings good. GOOD good.

Okay, it probably is actually more Paris-Hilton-sings good, but this clip is simultaneously literary, hilarious, disturbing, brilliantly insightful, and just plain wrong. Not surprisingly, Sesame Workshop (aka the Children's Television Workshop) exerted a great deal of energy to stop this short film from getting wide distribution after its buzz-generating debut at the 2002 Sundance Film Festival. But thanks (as usual) to YouTube, we can all now watch in jaw dropping awe...

Confused? Take a quick literature lesson.

[YouTube] Ernest and Bertram