Paris countdown winding down

Posted by Tom Boone on Mon, Jun, 11, 2007 - 1:03 am

We're down to the final 10 days on the Paris Hilton Retirement Countdown! And talk about crazy coincidences: it looks fairly certain now that when the countdown expires, signifying the precise moment when, according to her own prediction, she is supposed to be retired from the public eye, Ms. Hilton will be in jail.

The only way this countdown could have ended any better is if she actually was retired.

Paris Hilton

Comments

"... if she actually was

Mon, Jun, 11, 2007 - 7:47 am — eek (not verified)

"... if she actually was retired." I read that as "if she actually was retarded." And thought, hm, quite generous of you, NTB.