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Joel Siegel dreams of being this clever

Ordinarily, I depise "clever" headlines. You know, the kind of stuff film critic Joel Siegel comes up with (then publicly denies). Like "Wheelie Good Time for 'Cars.'" Or "Depp Captains Another See-Worthy Pirate Ship." Or "'SpongeBob' Less Absorbing on Big Screen." Or god-forbid "'Shark Tale' Is a Halibut Good Time."

But as much as I hate clever news writing, the AP's headline for the Haley Joel Osment DUI story had me laughing out loud today...

[Yahoo! News] 'I see handcuffs': Osment charged in DUI

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God, if they ever need a man

God, if they ever need a man for the "Young Bill Clinton" story, he's the guy.

I love the fact that he

I love the fact that he drives a Mom car. He's a down-to-earth celebrity drunk driver.

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