The 3rd sign of the apocalypse: Paris sings

Posted by Tom Boone on Thu, Jun, 08, 2006 - 2:33 am

Well, we're less than two weeks away from the halfway point in the Paris Hilton Retirement Countdown. How are things looking? Well, since the countdown began she ditched her fiance, appeared in a bad horror film, been involved in a heavily televised fender bender, launched a new season of "The Simple Life," introduced her own video game, and attended just about every red carpet event in existence. So, no, the prospects for retirement in a year don't look particularly good.

But then comes this, the first video promoting her brand new hip hop/reggae album. Judging by this dreck, retirement may not be too far away after all. Involuntary retirement, that is.

[You Tube] Paris Hilton - Stars Are Blind Video!!

Comments

Holy crap, that is funny!

Thu, Jun, 08, 2006 - 11:03 am — eek (not verified)

Holy crap, that is funny! "I'll show you mine" - darling, I think we've seen it already. Tacky Herb Ritts "Wicked Game" knockoff - all the sand, none of the sexy. It looked like a commercial for a Sandals all-inclusive. If Kathy Hilton had any love for her daughter, she'd never have let her do this. It's one thing to labelwhore yourself across the club scene and make the occasional campy cameo, but this is really, really tacky. Making fun of your ditzy privelege on television is one thing, but there's no irony or self-deprecation in that video at all.

Fuck you, T. Fuck. You.

Thu, Jun, 08, 2006 - 10:36 pm — mshellion (not verified)

Fuck you, T. Fuck. You.

Nasty! Just nasty! You knew

Fri, Jun, 09, 2006 - 6:08 am — Becky (not verified)

Nasty! Just nasty! You knew my curiousity would get the best of me and I'd have to click that evil little "play" arrow, didn't you? I can never get that 30 seconds of my life back!

Oh my God! Have you heard

Fri, Jun, 09, 2006 - 7:30 am — Becky (not verified)

Oh my God! Have you heard Paris's song overlapped with UB40's "Kingstontown"? Hilarious! It's a total ripoff! You'd think her millions would have at least paid for an original song!

mshellion- if I could, I

Sat, Jun, 10, 2006 - 1:40 am — no true bill (not verified)

mshellion- if I could, I would frame your comment and hang it on my wall.

I try to be as articulate as

Sun, Jun, 11, 2006 - 8:06 pm — mshellion (not verified)

I try to be as articulate as possible, but in the face of apocalypse, I am rendered thusly vulgar.

Did you see that Paris made

Thu, Jun, 15, 2006 - 7:08 pm — oqm(iv) (not verified)

Did you see that Paris made the Forbes List this year? $7mil is just a drop in the bucket, though. My thoughts: http://www.vocabulary-blog.com/?p=36 It's the "| vocabulary | WTF no.1."

The music reminds me of "The

Wed, Jun, 21, 2006 - 1:20 pm — Tony (not verified)

The music reminds me of "The Tide is High" by Blondie. Or, was that a Deborah Harry solo effort? I don't remember, and I don't care. I couldn't make it through the whole song, though. I tried. I really did. But, I felt a blood vessel rupture somewhere in my head, and then Desmond turned a key, and everything was okay.